yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

Tumblr understands me too well

willoughbooby:

"… he drives to school every morning, while I walk alone in the rain"

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

(Source: lucas-com-k)

(Source: i-ntheden)

abi-with-an-i:

the two most wonderful types of boys. 

1. Well dressed

2. Not dressed

(Source: devil-killer)